FOR DERELICT GAMBLERS EVERYWHERE
The stats you need
without the hassle
Stop hunting for stats across a dozen sites. Lazy Parlay brings you the NFL and College Football data you need to make educated bets, all in one place.
Why Choose Lazy Parlay
Everything you need to make smarter football bets without the research headache
Custom Queries
Build your own stat queries with our intuitive query builder. Find exactly what you're looking for.
Red Zone Analytics
Deep dive into red zone efficiency, conversion rates, and situational stats that matter.
No Frills Interface
Clean, fast, and focused. No flashy graphics, just the data you need to make decisions.
NFL & CFB Data
Comprehensive stats for both NFL and College Football. All the data, none of the BS.
Simple & Free
No subscriptions, no tiers, no BS. Just stats when you need them.
Basic Stats
Perfect for casual bettors who need quick stats
Free/forever
- Basic query builder
- NFL & CFB data access
- Community support
Everything
All the stats, all the time. For serious degenerates.
Free/forever
- Advanced query builder
- Red zone analytics
- Export capabilities
- No rate limits
Pro Tips
For when you want to lose money faster
Free/forever
- All features included
- API access
- Custom data exports
- Still free though
What Degenerates Say
Real feedback from fellow derelict gamblers
Mike "The Degenerate" Johnson
Lost $5K Last Season
"Finally found the red zone stats I was looking for. Still lost money, but at least I had the data to back up my terrible decisions."
Sarah "Parlay Queen" Rodriguez
Hit One Parlay This Year
"The query builder is so easy to use. I can finally find those obscure stats that make me think I know what I'm doing."
David "Live Bet" Thompson
Down $2K This Month
"No more jumping between 10 different sites for stats. Lazy Parlay has everything I need. Now if only I could stop betting on the Jets..."
John "Sharp" Cooper
Professional Degenerate
"Clean interface, fast queries, no BS. This is exactly what I needed to streamline my research process. Still broke though."
Lisa "Fade Me" Martinez
College Football Expert
"The CFB data is solid. Finally found a site that doesn't make me want to throw my laptop out the window. Still can't pick winners though."
Robert "Bad Beat" Kim
Red Zone Specialist
"The red zone analytics are exactly what I was missing. Now I can lose money with confidence, knowing I had the right data."
Ready to make smarter (but still bad) bets?
Join thousands of degenerates who trust Lazy Parlay for their football stats. Start building queries today - it's free.
Get started with Lazy Parlay
No signup required. Just start building queries and losing money.